1.最真诚的就属风扇了，我问它我丑不丑，结果它摇了一夜的头。
The most sincere is the fan. I asked if I was ugly, but it shook its head all night.
2.上课时放困，不能怪我，毕竟学校是梦想的起点呢。
I cant blame for the difficulty in class, because school is the starting point of my dream.
3.有男生愿意半夜给我送宵夜，真的很感动、很感动，就是配送费贵了些。
Some boys are willing to send me a midnight snack. Im really moved. Its just that the delivery fee is more expensive.
4.我透过狙击镜，对你一见钟情，可惜的是我要完成任务。
I fell in love with you at first sight through the sniper mirror, but I had to finish the job.
5.藏不住的除了爱情和咳嗽，还有好不容易憋回去的屁意。
What can not be hidden is not only love and cough, but also the fart that is hard to hold back.
6.吃得苦中苦，除了嘴里苦外，心中更是堵。
In addition to the bitter in the mouth, the heart is blocked.
7.用钱能解决的事，对你们来说不算事，对我来说就是人生大事。
What money can solve is not a matter for you, but a matter of life for me.
8.沉默是金，追求你的那些年我到底浪费了多少黄金，我想起诉赔偿。
Silence is gold. How much gold have I wasted these years? Can I sue for compensation?
9.别人精通琴棋书画，我擅长煎炒蒸炸煮，我骄傲了吗？
Others are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. I am good at frying, steaming and boiling. Am I proud?
10.拼夕夕吗？你们有拼对象吗？不需要一打，一个就够了。
Do you want to fight for sunset? Do you have any partners? It doesnt need a dozen. One is enough.
11.没桃花，没有关系，我准备自己种花海了，还任挑任选。
No peach blossom, wood has something to do with it. Im going to plant my own sea of flowers.
12.单身好，单身坏，单身想谈就能谈恋爱，我单身，我骄傲。
Single good, single bad, single want to talk can fall in love, I am single, I am proud.
13.寺庙求签，抽了好多次，终于抽到上上签一一我掌控了自己的命运，开心。
Temple draw lots, draw many times, finally draw to sign - I control their own destiny, happy.
14.当生活不顺时，不要郁闷，不要难过，看看你的银行存款，哭出来就好了。
When life is not going well, dont be depressed. Just look at your bank card deposit and cry.
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